Bicycles are never used post-apocalypse. It is always horses, which need 20,000 calories a day and can’t be repaired with a spanner.
— Stakeholder Consultant (@echetus) May 3, 2025
im not addicted to twitter. i’m just a really good listener so i want to know what everyone has to say
— mau (@rllydu) May 3, 2025
— i am (@broken) May 1, 2025
What stops someone from just strolling into any hotel in America at breakfast hours and acting like they’re supposed to be there, getting a free continental breakfast and leaving?
— McRib (@McR1B69) May 5, 2025
fun prank : make people study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs
— ً (@soicessika) May 7, 2025
for someone who loves to sleep so much you’d think that i’d go to bed earlier
— ً (@sonohoor) May 7, 2025
NOT ANDRE 3000 WEARING A WHOLE PIANO OH ICONIC😭😭😭😭😭 #MetGalapic.twitter.com/xkDjrqw954
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) May 6, 2025
I’m not sure he’s right for the role (I believe the character is a young woman?) but nonetheless this is very progressive casting https://t.co/nm05LRx5Id
— April Clark (@autogynefiles) May 2, 2025
Hi, Cardinal expert here. This is not funny. Cardinals only do this when they’re in extreme distress. https://t.co/74NMWL7m4M
— Fr. Andrew Killeen (@FrKilleen287) May 2, 2025
I think they should vote for whichever pope can do the best God impression.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 7, 2025
