More time will be spent on the cancer reveal of Joe Biden, who is retired and currently not our president, than on trump’s undeniable dementia
— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) May 19, 2025
Hey chucklebumpkins, the prices at Walmart are about to increase by 30% and it's not because Joe Biden has prostate cancer
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) May 19, 2025
Yo fuck this Airbnb pic.twitter.com/mFxXh1zhyy
— radbro (@radbro) May 17, 2025
i woke up and there was a 5 in my hair? pic.twitter.com/p3FmD5g7mD
— cosie (@cosieapplestar) May 20, 2025
I usually serve my cat's dinner at 6pm, but today I got back from work at 6:03. This is what I saw when I was parking up pic.twitter.com/n6zu0mL7wJ
— contents that ll heal your depression 🌻 (@catshealdeprsn) May 16, 2025
i even procrastinate things i actually want to do
— ໊ (@sonohoor) May 15, 2025
home is where you trust the toilet seats
— ًً (@mistuits__) May 18, 2025
stretching isn’t enough i need to be able to disassemble my body like legos
— ً (@ppyowna) May 18, 2025
I just failed a student for submitting an AI-written research paper, and she sent me an obviously AI-written email apologizing, asking if there is anything she can do to improve her grade. We are through the looking-glass, folks.
— Stephen Cicirelli (@SteveCicirelli) May 15, 2025
"La fin de vie c'est comme le droit à l'avortement ! "Ok j'aimerai voir vos têtes si on vous disez que pour acheter des capotes faut une ordo d'un spécialiste qui n'a pas de RDV avant 8 mois mais que par contre pour un avortement ya des dispo sous 2 jours. Et que la pillule idem il faut consulter
— Librarian Karkat AU (@somewritercat.bsky.social)2025-05-22T08:55:10.553Z
