my friend’s kid asked me if i had any games on phone so i let her text my ex.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) January 3, 2025
Getting my oil changed i hope they need to look in here pic.twitter.com/IkwtP0RPwO
— a girl (@buggirl29) January 4, 2025
“You’re up early”
Bold of you to assume I’ve slept
— 𝓓𝓻𝓮 (@ashgetbandzzz) January 4, 2025
sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years
— francis (@gorgeousbrains) January 4, 2025
Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.
— Blaythe (@Blaythexxx) January 6, 2025
You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
— TRAUMARESPONSE (@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE) January 2, 2025
i’d rather lose you than an argument
— 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 (@lordbrazes) January 5, 2025
no one:
my mom in a museum: pic.twitter.com/mwxlc5fESF
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) January 5, 2025
I was told that I look like the kind of person that loves playing tetris and I just don’t know how to take that
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2025
Boy, are you a piñata because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick
— Molly (@mistrustme1) January 3, 2025
