If you sick and you laugh at a joke, you’re no longer sick. https://t.co/Q03DtwX6z3
— DOL (@CoocHeona) May 27, 2025
if you have fun today, you can't have fun tomorrow https://t.co/mDmuaHqRar
— anthony🇻🇦 (@stANTH0NY) May 27, 2025
school used to finish at 3pm and she told me to be home by 3:05pm 💔. https://t.co/xFLTDFbqtv
— Zainab X (@zainabb37_) May 27, 2025
back in the day, my mum took the sky remote to work when we were being naughty😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/6fIQpsJOmJ
— Miss CIV🇨🇮 (@rebeccaciv) May 27, 2025
just stay single y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap
— 𝟮𝟭.🛸 (@Big_tagg) May 24, 2025
"i love your eyes" you're about to steal the light out of them aren't you
— angie (@pawalyzed) May 24, 2025
i’m honestly pretty impressed with how ugly i’m willing to look in public these days
— ً (@ppyowna) May 26, 2025
wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it
— Chris (@citehchris) May 26, 2025
if you’re not first, ur last pic.twitter.com/RgWYmS7X6C
— gary coleman (@scarygary99) May 24, 2025
[holds a hotdog like a cigarette]
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) May 26, 2025
