Them: what are your hobbies?
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 1, 2026
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs https://t.co/uP27nNwHIL
— Y'alldabaoth (@FadedAfRuatha) August 2, 2026
I don't know why people are genuinely scared of truth or dare just pick truth and lie.
— Natsmart (@nathehinon_) August 4, 2026
“Feminism exists because a man's rights are universal, but a woman's rights depend on laws, religion, and geography.”
— 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 (@princesalamwane) August 2, 2026
– Sandra Vergara. https://t.co/W4w5JnjlJ6
women get shamed for sex. Liking it, not liking it, having too much or too little. Shamed for having kids, not having kids, having them too young, too old. There’s no setting where a woman is doing it “right.” There’s no version of a woman’s body that isn’t up for public debate.
— elsa (@callmeMaharani) August 1, 2026
At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your… pic.twitter.com/vGHkUu4hfY
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) August 2, 2026
my cat passed away from cancer six years ago and when i miss her i search up my old address on google maps because they still have the image of her waiting patiently to be let back in :') pic.twitter.com/gYEGLkWVW7
— Pengu (@Penguxn) August 4, 2026
"men should be grateful that feminism is only seeking justice and not revenge" https://t.co/i2DG46lowk
— Maryam (@hell_line0) August 1, 2026
I’ve reached the age where I only get one main event a day. Doctor’s appointment? Hair appointment? One stressful work call? That’s it. Everything else gets pushed to tomorrow.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) August 2, 2026
unfortunately, i don't have to be drunk to send insane text messages.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) August 5, 2026
