i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiiii_) June 3, 2025
Went to my grandpa’s twin funeral today and we tried to get my grandpa to go up there to say his last goodbyes. This nigga said “Now why would I want to go look at myself in a casket”
— Ricky Tan (@ViciouslyInsane) May 31, 2025
😂😂😂 shit was not supposed to be funny but it is 💀
This is my best recreation of it https://t.co/oKxc9MaWMzpic.twitter.com/WvwwWFX5WE
— cain 𓃠 (@wolfyaltwitch) May 31, 2025
girl talk is my favorite. you go from discussing goals to talking about shoes to hating men to planning a trip in 6 minutes.
— ʎʞɔnl (@CELE6RITY) May 30, 2025
you guys are not gonna believe this https://t.co/ZokEXAhFuI
— chance (@chanceposts) June 3, 2025
i wanted my surgeon to take a picture of me like this but he said no pic.twitter.com/brHkjPXCPY
— Princess Emilia (@emiliuhhhhhhhh) May 30, 2025
IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION. https://t.co/ETAhKbQQ6F
— Loky (@lokymann) June 2, 2025
you can be fine asf and not photogenic https://t.co/ujvrFisDge
— ηιүα ♛ (@niy2pretty) June 3, 2025
Give your kid explanations. Nobody ever does anything in life without a reason. So when they ask “why?” Tell them instead of “because i said so.” https://t.co/geV7lGW7lE
— 🤎🩵💛 (@cidney_monay) June 3, 2025
Not a fast reader. Not a slow reader. But a secret third thing (mood reader. if its interesting i finish in 3 hr or it takes me 3 years)
— 𝐒𝐦𝐫𝐢𝐢𝐢 𐙚 ࣪˖ ࣪⊹ (@smriiis_reading) May 31, 2025
