women get shamed for sex. Liking it, not liking it, having too much or too little. Shamed for having kids, not having kids, having them too young, too old. There’s no setting where a woman is doing it “right.” There’s no version of a woman’s body that isn’t up for public debate.
— elsa (@callmeMaharani) August 1, 2026
My new colleague “I used to be a police officer. Best job I ever had before they introduced the body cameras”
— 🫀 (@_Bukss) August 2, 2026
The way we edged away from this man 🙃
Mythical creatures make a lot more sense when you realise humanity spent hundreds of thousands of years without glasses or any form of eyesight aid.
— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) August 1, 2026
telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) August 1, 2026
The woman in front of me on the plane has just started a movie 11 mins before landing
— LS 🍊 (@leahsmithh7) July 2, 2026
Me after spending all my money because I had a bad day pic.twitter.com/UKHCpzDVMV
— Jovy (@chimajovita) August 5, 2026
Guy that went on a japan trip 3 years ago:
— zink (@alpinespirits) August 4, 2026
Wow it's pretty humid today. You know that reminds me a lot of my trip to Osaka
Them: what are your hobbies?
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 1, 2026
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your… pic.twitter.com/vGHkUu4hfY
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) August 2, 2026
When the doctor says “it's just a chest infection” but then Batman walks in with a PS5 pic.twitter.com/hEdfNHmHIk
— autist (@litteralyme0) August 1, 2026
