I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families
— 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ (@1Up_Dreams) August 3, 2026
i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.
— COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) August 1, 2026
now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
"men should be grateful that feminism is only seeking justice and not revenge" https://t.co/i2DG46lowk
— Maryam (@hell_line0) August 1, 2026
This Airbnb host left me a glowing review, then added that I “come home too late.”
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) August 2, 2026
Excuse me? I didn’t realise I booked a room with a curfew instead of an Airbnb. Am I renting a place to sleep or moving back in with my parents? The audacity.
officially retired at 24! i don’t have money or anything i’m just not going back
— Neet (@neet_sol) August 5, 2026
I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs https://t.co/uP27nNwHIL
— Y'alldabaoth (@FadedAfRuatha) August 2, 2026
women get shamed for sex. Liking it, not liking it, having too much or too little. Shamed for having kids, not having kids, having them too young, too old. There’s no setting where a woman is doing it “right.” There’s no version of a woman’s body that isn’t up for public debate.
— elsa (@callmeMaharani) August 1, 2026
got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done. pic.twitter.com/Fbne9AOmBE
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) August 5, 2026
“Feminism exists because a man's rights are universal, but a woman's rights depend on laws, religion, and geography.”
— 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 (@princesalamwane) August 2, 2026
– Sandra Vergara. https://t.co/W4w5JnjlJ6
Couple next to me on a 9 hour flight kept giggling, laughing, talking, playing card games just having a great time overall and then 15 minutes before landing had a massive fight over geography 😭🧍🏽♀️
— m (@TwaddaPiyo) August 1, 2026
