Mythical creatures make a lot more sense when you realise humanity spent hundreds of thousands of years without glasses or any form of eyesight aid.
— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) August 1, 2026
got home from work with my battery at 80% pic.twitter.com/ahtlG452zp
— َ (@ungodlywests) August 4, 2026
Them: what are your hobbies?
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 1, 2026
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.
You relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s already 10pm
— ً (@omgsidewalks) August 4, 2026
“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.”
— Dua (@Duakz5q) August 2, 2026
Men used to take parts of women’s brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.
"men should be grateful that feminism is only seeking justice and not revenge" https://t.co/i2DG46lowk
— Maryam (@hell_line0) August 1, 2026
why do teenage boys always hang out in such huge groups? like why are there 7 of u ur not a kpop group😭
— chay (@cinemaeri) August 4, 2026
i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.
— COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) August 1, 2026
now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.
At a family dinner, my uncle started complaining that menstrual products were a waste of wood because pads contain cellulose, which comes from trees. He kept insisting women in the old days survived without them anyway. My little sister looked at him and said, “Actually, your… pic.twitter.com/vGHkUu4hfY
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) August 2, 2026
telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) August 1, 2026
