jsp si on se rend compte du niveau https://t.co/D8KdeHQapV

— camille ⭐️ (@camidnightt) August 3, 2026

Mes collègues hommes pensent que c’est + difficile d’être un homme en 2026 qu’être une femme, ah ok

— KC Cocktail / Tal’s (@Thalynk) August 4, 2026

Ça va lui faire du bien de voir c’est quoi une vraie brigade https://t.co/nPaWwACITp

— Naïri Zadourian (@NZadourian) August 4, 2026

Les rares cas où des femmes tuent leurs conjoints, on apprend très vite qu'elles subissaient des violences depuis des années, et les enfants aussi.
Quand un homme tue sa conjointe, on apprend que… c'est aussi elle qui subissait des violences depuis des années 💀
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— Marie-Jo (@CodeTaupe) July 31, 2026

Watching the Odyssey in a Trojan horse (as Nolan intended) pic.twitter.com/cxr1CKnusc

— Nuella 💕🎀🌸 (@dfw_ella_) August 4, 2026

telling your parent that a video is Al feels like telling a child santa doesn't exist

— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) August 1, 2026

I had a family member that made her son swear he would never bring home a black girl. So in college he brought home a black man and I think about that all the time 😂

— Maryam (@hell_line0) August 3, 2026

This Airbnb host left me a glowing review, then added that I “come home too late.”

Excuse me? I didn’t realise I booked a room with a curfew instead of an Airbnb. Am I renting a place to sleep or moving back in with my parents? The audacity.

— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) August 2, 2026

Didn’t see my boyfriend for like a week and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant he pulls out a bit of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill that I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo

— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) August 1, 2026

I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families

— 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ (@1Up_Dreams) August 3, 2026