mdrrrrr comme on est dans les guignols https://t.co/4pSMlAa837
— chax’s Bizarre Adventure (@chakAdemo_) February 7, 2024
I was told that I look like the kind of person that loves playing tetris and I just don’t know how to take that
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2025
Nothing says ‘fuck you’ quite like the thumbs-up emoji.
— Slim Plimsoll (@slimplimsoll) January 4, 2025
You look like you suck at Mario Kart.
— TRAUMARESPONSE (@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE) January 2, 2025
no one:
my mom in a museum: pic.twitter.com/mwxlc5fESF
— NurseBrianRN (@rn_murse) January 5, 2025
Being at home doing nothing all day is literally my definition of a good day
— 🅲🅷🅴🆁🅸🆂🅷❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥 (@SpaklingGracias) January 3, 2025
sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i haven’t put my phone down in 6 years
— francis (@gorgeousbrains) January 4, 2025
unfortunately i don’t need to be drunk in order to send insane text messages
— audrey (@lolallalskd) January 4, 2025
my friend’s kid asked me if i had any games on phone so i let her text my ex.
— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) January 3, 2025
I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.
— Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey (@MonkeysMarch) January 3, 2025
