Doing this when the doctor asks if I’m sexually active pic.twitter.com/WFkGoDiXRU
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) June 25, 2025
got called a psychopath for saying i want to marry an orphan so i don’t have to deal with in-laws pic.twitter.com/XtoiUPkZFQ
— mal🇵🇷 (@mvlqk) June 25, 2025
sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims
— ً (@omgsidewalks) June 28, 2025
This photo of llamas in my kid’s book looks like George W. Bush being told 9/11 happened pic.twitter.com/xLWPn4BpKo
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 30, 2025
i kind of can't believe that this picture was originally taken in 2020. it feels like it's existed forever pic.twitter.com/nQTcncIzCM
— gotham city crisis actor (@rubysapphrald) June 29, 2025
they should invent harmless cigarrettes for aura farming purposes
— 両刀使い (Ryou) ☭ (@gloopbastard) June 30, 2025
Every person should be allowed to have one vegetable they hate without shame. Most agree to expand one's palette is a noble goal, but I contend each person deserves at least one thing to hate for their entire life.
— microplastics evaluator (@DiabolicalSpuds) June 29, 2025
It’s crazy that hunting and gathering were separate jobs. Like, you’re already in the woods. You can’t grab some berries?
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) June 26, 2025
not sunscreen that’s fs https://t.co/5I2QPHI06F
— gooner general 🇨🇦 (@kvmmincrypt2) June 26, 2025
My boss accidentally pressed "refund" instead of "sale" on the card reader, which paid someone $25 instead of charging them $25. I spent 30 minutes trying to explain to her why this meant we were $50 short.
— @ratlimit (@ratlimit) June 28, 2025
