Told my preschool that my mom would drink & drive all the time. Every day. Turns out preschoolers don’t know the difference between booze and coffee. https://t.co/4HdoPGbDlw
— Ana (@ana_reyrey) July 5, 2025
My nephew has nerve damage in his right eye so it doesn’t open fully, back when he was in 1st grade it was some boy makin fun of his eye, so he punched him in the eye and told him “now we got the same eye”. I was cryin laughin when my mom told me🤣🤣 https://t.co/5ghJd4pCFs
— Bartholomew Roberts (@Caliboiimatt) July 5, 2025
While she was watching Nat Geo Wild, hippos started mating and she shouted "JESUS CHRIST!!" 🤣😂🤣
— KreativeAsylum🇮🇴 (@murphydavisng) July 5, 2025
She was 5.
My daughter has always had limits to how much TV/ipad time she has, but I never locked her camera so she could always look at pictures. One day I found out she was recording TV shows on her ipad while watching so she could watch them in her room later when her screen time was up. https://t.co/mudm7YJ1VD
— Thick Psycho ✨ (@ninamonei) July 4, 2025
My daughter iPad goes off at a certain time. All but FaceTime. She called her cousin, had her share her screen, and they watched YouTube together. https://t.co/BbRuDJOeFM
— Lima (@Flawles2Victory) July 4, 2025
Sent my daughter to her room. Caught her looking out her window directly into my neighbours window, where they had a 52 inch tv and britains got talent was on https://t.co/p9hPfa9cnv
— Suriyah (@suriyahsays) July 4, 2025
He didn't get punished for this, but my son saw an insect in his room the other night. He's afraid of insects, so he asked us if it's okay for him to give the insect the middle finger https://t.co/ihbCY3a17n
— Kendrick Lapar (@adibzaini) July 5, 2025
Our 5 year old was being a smart ass per usual & my husband told her causally to “shut up” this girl looked him dead in the face & said “you make me so mad i almost said a curse word at you”😭😂😂😂 https://t.co/jXSZTb3RZP
— ‡ 𝒞𝓁𝒶𝓊𝒹𝒾𝒶 ℒ𝓎𝓃𝒸𝒽 ‡ (@__InfinityStar) July 5, 2025
Speaking on behalf of my mom (RIP), when I was a teen my mom took my cell but before I handed it over I removed the SIM card. I then borrowed an old cell from a friend & put the card in the phone. My mom called me by accident, out of habit and I answered. https://t.co/FRy6pFg0GM
— Mia Wallace (@JadeToTheMax) July 4, 2025
My kid put fine craft glitter on every blade of the ceiling fan in his room then turned it on. The resulting mess was both beautiful and horrible. Glitter hasn’t been allowed in the house since.
— Mother of Bad Dogs 🐀 (@HeathRobin) July 4, 2025
