One time I let a homeless person use my motel bathroom when I was checking out and I think they stole something from the room because I am now permanently banned from every Motel 6 in the USA https://t.co/NYHUeIdY9S
— 🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 (@empressatlantis) July 6, 2025
My grandparents tried to force my mom (and dad) to give me up, right after birth, to my aunt who had a miscarriage a few weeks ago. They still hold a grudge against my mother for not giving her first and only child away https://t.co/UTGGtHgMxm
— Evil Dr. Walnuts (@DrWalnuts11) July 6, 2025
I’ve gone through having a stroke at 19, cancer at 23, and have been in remission since yay https://t.co/e5g8neOSL9
— the sleepy homie (@CEREBRALFUCK) July 5, 2025
when my mom had to get emergency c section surgery, the two doctors in the OT discussed how they should prioritise saving my twin brother cause she already has two daughters… https://t.co/hgX3dCU8Z9
— mango chilli (@risickah) July 5, 2025
Parents, what's the funniest "bad" thing that your child did that you had to punish them while holding back laughter?
— mpilo (@MpiloKhumalo_) June 23, 2025
When I was in the second grade I got into a fight with a kid because he was talking bad about Haitian people and I'm Haitian. My mom gets to the office and I explain to her why I got into a fight and she's holding back laughter as she explains to me, I am indeed not Haitian https://t.co/W1U1b5gHZX
— Keion (@Keionisbored) July 4, 2025
During the "lockdown" when my kid was remote learning, he figured out using captioning. So he started acting his spelling tests because the words would appear on screen and then be would type them in. He was in grade 2
— CAD Destroyer (@BadAtCAD) July 5, 2025
I had to tell my parents I got written up for passing a note in class. I don’t remember if I got punished but my mom told me when I went upstairs my dad said “well, it’s about time. I was beginning to think there was something wrong with that kid.”
— Joy (@JoyAW77) July 5, 2025
First grade; This boy tried to kiss me, and he did, so I punched him in the face, gut, and groin. My mother had to come in and she had to hold the laughter back because the mother of the boy was her high school bully. https://t.co/T0o5mqLrEP
— macchiato (@machine_png) July 5, 2025
He tried to start a riot in his first grade class. He stood up on a chair and asked the other kids why they were okay with being treated like dogs- being told when to eat, being sent outside and then forced back in, getting sent to the calm down corner for complaining. https://t.co/FNiWps7fXe
— mother of a dragon 🐉❤️ (@dragonsteward) July 4, 2025
