This is 7 year old me. My dad designed this poster and used me & my brother as body doubles. I was dressed in heavy af cloaks, in a canoe in the CBS parking lot during an la summer heatwave pic.twitter.com/znvTgS0tFD
— George Coneman (@georgeconeman) July 6, 2025
I ate my twin in utero then gave birth to twins 35 years later. https://t.co/7VsgiZ7z4O
— Jessica Malone Grider (@mrs_g_rider) July 6, 2025
in 3rd grade i had learnt that I could activate my gag reflex on command and puke. whenever i wanted. so this one time I went to my teacher (who used to straight up bully me) and was like hey I'm sick. she said no ur not. i threw up on her. on command. i wasn't even sick https://t.co/9Ooi5rZChY
— vee :p (@veenaigrette) July 5, 2025
J’ai dû faire mon coming out deux fois en deux mois à un pote d’internet quand j’avais 13, parce qu’il avait fait une amnésie de son été après un accident de voiture.
— Ohime (@Ohime_Osu) July 5, 2025
Sa réaction avait été: « J’ai réagi comment la première fois?
-Euh bien
-Ah ouf. » https://t.co/gIstBfGssa
For 4 generations, no woman in my bloodline could keep a husband alive past their 35th birthday. My fiancé's 35th is next week.
— Mare’s Tale ✨ (@marestalea) July 6, 2025
Pray for him. https://t.co/NhPC8Bcn2R
i was born with a super rare genetic mutation. not many recorded cases of it are around today, basically i don't get my period and don't need to shave. my eyes were gray when i was born but now they're a light purple, i have to wear green contacts to fit in https://t.co/D59k7r1SQA
— melge ⚔️ (@baroquebl00d) July 7, 2025
my ex and i spent weeks watching breaking bad and he paused it to break up with me with 13 minutes left in the series finale https://t.co/1q504QZUm0
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) July 6, 2025
On 11/11/11 some friends and I looked up at the clock and realized we had missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to celebrate 11:11:11.
— Andrew Moser (@Andrew_Moser_) July 6, 2025
So we drove 30 minutes west into the next time zone just in time for a second chance to mark the occasion. 🍾
As a wee toddler I accidentally saved my entire family from CO2 poisoning by crying really loudly. https://t.co/g6gALkX0fT
— Marena Redmud 🏳️⚧️ #StandWithUkraine 🍉 (@DudeTheJesus) July 5, 2025
i grew up going to church every weekend and when i was 12 and realized that i am a lesbian i prayed to god that he would show me a sign that he’s okay with gay ppl and the next day gay marriage was legalized🤗 i do not believe in god anymore but it was big at the time https://t.co/QKSXdVI59e
— violetta 🤎🩰 (@femmelovesong) July 6, 2025