sometimes I wish my cat had a phone so l could send her tiktoks and be like
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 9, 2026
"you lol"
Had a memory from high school of not wanting to learn how to edit/figure out the timing to do a split screen, so we just put up black tape in the middle of a room pic.twitter.com/2x5vT0IzNc
— Erick Lorinc 🎃 (@ErickLorinc) September 11, 2026
One of my patients had just delivered her baby vaginally, and afterward her husband kept asking me if I could put in an “extra stitch” for her. I looked at him and said, “Is it really that small?” The way that man suddenly went quiet. 😭😭😭
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) September 11, 2026
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk: pic.twitter.com/narJLCIxHl
— Azarath (@gardenpanty) September 12, 2026
You adopted a cat and now you can't travel, get sick, die or be poor.
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 12, 2026
one time i couldn’t reach a book on the top shelf at the bookstore and i was too shy to talk to an employee so i put in an online order and came back an hour later to pick it up :/
— addie (@idyllicdreamss) September 12, 2026
the barista apologized to me because it was supposed to be a heart but she made an onion. i told her i preferred the onion pic.twitter.com/4Knw3UoDxP
— bea ☘️ (@clovermite925) September 13, 2026
Salaries used to be so high back in the day that men could financially support their secret second families
— Roony (@Roonysters) September 11, 2026
I always take eggs randomly so they never know who's next. The fear keeps them fresh. pic.twitter.com/K5Cbm1SrfI
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) September 11, 2026
I have like the worst where were you on 9/11 story because I was in gym and the dumbest, meanest girl I knew said that someone had crashed a plane into the World Trade Center and I told her she was full of shit and kicked a soccer ball at her
— Meg (@corporatecake) September 11, 2026
