hot take but multimillionaires should be funding scholarships not taking them https://t.co/1rJRffgvq3
— Ali A Olomi (@aaolomi) June 9, 2026
I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival pic.twitter.com/47cLO5FOlj
— James Parker (@panoparker) June 7, 2026
when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire
— Joshwelt (@weltszzn) June 7, 2026
when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours pic.twitter.com/DBXMNoC7NH
— kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 (@urth2kas) June 10, 2026
Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime
— The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo (@shelbyboring) June 6, 2026
You're an East German border guard Harry https://t.co/bUzvmw5y2q
— Eastern Bloc Visuals (@eastblocvisuals) June 5, 2026
— W S (@WildSentences) June 4, 2026
love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!
— kayla (@mitckm) June 4, 2026
I’m just holding my cat like a baby telling her she’s the most perfect baby in the whole wide world and that I love her more than anything and she is looking at me with disgust
— mads (@m4dder4ll) June 6, 2026
robert pattinson: can i read the script?
— honey (@saintpattinson) June 6, 2026
christopher nolan: i'm christopher nolan..?
robert pattinson: okay, christopher nolan, can i read the script? https://t.co/KDJPfY3WGA
