I've seen so many 'my dad was supposed to be on flight 11 but he got a flat tire on the way to the airport' type stories that it's amazing there was anyone on the fucking plane at all
— pornography jr (@psionic_warrior) September 11, 2026
i got diagnosed with schizoaffective bipolar type and my mom didnt believe it so she took me to a diff psych who diagnosed me with bipolar with psychotic features, and she didnt like that and then took me to a diff psych and guess what i got diagnosed with
— june (@Junezbuggz) September 11, 2026
my 2 year old started screaming nonoNO at the end of beauty and the beast when he turned back into a prince.
— allison harvard burke (@alliharvard) September 12, 2026
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM
— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026
imagine you go bowling by yourself
— hopecore (@dailyhopecores) September 12, 2026
then you go sit down
but it’s your turn again
My mum found out about my tongue piercing and absolutely freaked out like screaming and crying, she didn't even have this type of reaction when we told her our uncle was a fucking pedo
— 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲 ♡ (@SunKiss_Grl) September 12, 2026
If you ever feel bad about yourself I want you to know that I just fist bumped a cashier who was trying to give me change
— Meg (they/them) (@meganroseruiz) September 12, 2026
Calling men hormonal is my new thing. They take it well zero percent of the time.
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) September 12, 2026
Probably because they're hormonal.
9/11 is officially too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) September 11, 2026
lady gaga when her baby says googoo first pic.twitter.com/n2WygCUj2C
— 👾 (@repeatafterd) September 12, 2026
