Adulthood is wild. One day I'm transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I'm transferring it out to save myself.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 🍂 (@fwtimini) July 9, 2025
Cashier: Your child will be very happy
— The Instigator (@Am_Blujay) July 10, 2025
38 year old me: pic.twitter.com/mZyl1NKWfS
When I was growing up, my parents traveled pretty often, but they never took the same flight so that my brother and I wouldn't be orphaned in the event of a crash. Yes, I have clinical anxiety. https://t.co/BhmHNYIf6Z
— Sheera Talpaz (@snarkademic) July 9, 2025
we were founded because two people couldn’t agree on what the fastest bird was whilst they were out hunting https://t.co/lHKeEJCwxg
— Guinness World Records (@GWR) July 9, 2025
Baboons have chased me on three different continents now. Without me provoking them. They just kind of locate me in the crowd, stare at me for a bit, and then start charging at me. https://t.co/uoyOzjO0Fi
— تنوير (@TanveerJeewa) July 7, 2025
Entering a password using the tv remote. https://t.co/dIMZQp10I6
— Paul (@bingowings14) July 9, 2025
okay well we have very different moms https://t.co/2L87v7lrBt
— Pearl Rose (@hipearlrose) July 9, 2025
THREAD SUR LES DIFFICULTÉS D'AVOIR UNE MOITIÉ DE LANGUE (greffé) pic.twitter.com/C4bPklkZux
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴄʜɪ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@potachi_chan) June 25, 2025
déjà rappelons le : j'ai eu un cancer de la langue, donc pour manger c'était un peu compliqué ptdrr (moi qui était une petite gourmande, ne plus manger c'était trop triste)
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴄʜɪ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@potachi_chan) June 25, 2025
Donc pour commencer, en ayant une moitié de langue, vous ne pouvez plus mangez ce que vous voulez.
— ˚₊‧꒰ა ᴘᴏᴛᴀᴄʜɪ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ (@potachi_chan) June 25, 2025
Je m'explique : comme on m'a retirer même la partie de déglutition, c'est devenue très difficile de déglutir soit des aliments sec, soit des fruits, ou certains légumes. pic.twitter.com/sAq4CVkuCQ
