my favorite 9/11 story is the guy who worked in the WTC but was cheating on his wife so spent the day with his mistress, and when his wife called him being like "omg are you okay?" he was like "oh im fine im just at the office" and that's how she found out
— merton ♨️ (@mertonesque) September 11, 2026
I've seen so many 'my dad was supposed to be on flight 11 but he got a flat tire on the way to the airport' type stories that it's amazing there was anyone on the fucking plane at all
— pornography jr (@psionic_warrior) September 11, 2026
Me on my way to another city because i was too shy to tell the driver to stop pic.twitter.com/fLtJk2KjM2
— 4k™ (@geeblaq4k) September 11, 2026
I have 3 elderly neighbors who live alone. I found it odd they have their garage doors open every morning. Turns out it's to let each other know they're not dead.
— Michigan Matt (@MichiganMattCPA) September 13, 2026
If you ever feel bad about yourself I want you to know that I just fist bumped a cashier who was trying to give me change
— Meg (they/them) (@meganroseruiz) September 12, 2026
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM
— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026
I always take eggs randomly so they never know who's next. The fear keeps them fresh. pic.twitter.com/K5Cbm1SrfI
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) September 11, 2026
A few weeks after 9/11 my orthodontist was adjusting my braces and goes “you know my wife worked in tower 2 but we both decided to be late for work that morning, if you know what I mean” and now I have to remember that every time I’m flossing my permanent retainer.
— Sam Rudykoff (@SamRudykoff) September 11, 2026
I have like the worst where were you on 9/11 story because I was in gym and the dumbest, meanest girl I knew said that someone had crashed a plane into the World Trade Center and I told her she was full of shit and kicked a soccer ball at her
— Meg (@corporatecake) September 11, 2026
25 years ago today, my math teacher still made us take the test. I’ll never forget that.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) September 11, 2026
