Pourquoi il veut combattre l’école https://t.co/4viynY1a5R
— 115shen (@115SHN) September 17, 2026
the barista apologized to me because it was supposed to be a heart but she made an onion. i told her i preferred the onion pic.twitter.com/4Knw3UoDxP
— bea ☘️ (@clovermite925) September 13, 2026
at this weird age (43) where everyone in their 20s looks like a child and everyone my age is middle-aged. except me, i’m normal age
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) September 11, 2026
25 years ago today, my math teacher still made us take the test. I’ll never forget that.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) September 11, 2026
I have 3 elderly neighbors who live alone. I found it odd they have their garage doors open every morning. Turns out it's to let each other know they're not dead.
— Michigan Matt (@MichiganMattCPA) September 13, 2026
If you ever feel bad about yourself I want you to know that I just fist bumped a cashier who was trying to give me change
— Meg (they/them) (@meganroseruiz) September 12, 2026
Don’t invite me nowhere with chairs that don’t have a back to it.
— 𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 (@Somlimokazi) September 11, 2026
when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll mostly just be me vacuuming my house
— angel 🙂 (@ministryofluvvv) September 12, 2026
I always take eggs randomly so they never know who's next. The fear keeps them fresh. pic.twitter.com/K5Cbm1SrfI
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) September 11, 2026
the blood in your boner has been in your heart and thats really beautiful
— may 🐈⬛💤 (@meowermay) September 10, 2026
