That one coworker at Astronomer who always knew something was going on but never had proof until the Coldplay clip came out. pic.twitter.com/5L14D7YyDd
— Jay (@jaybronious) July 17, 2025
There’s an employee base that hates both of these people with a passion and they’re having the best day of their lives right now https://t.co/7RtdEc9hIn
— smokin mids level exception (@dasportsgenius) July 17, 2025
I'm sorry but someone had to do it pic.twitter.com/kBxIb94Cl8
— Robert Sterling (@RobertMSterling) July 17, 2025
When the Astronomer CEO logs on to LinkedIn pic.twitter.com/dz47kRldNa
— greg (@greg16676935420) July 18, 2025
worst part about this is you know it's gonna lead to him posting on linkedin something like "i got caught cheating at a coldplay concert. here's what it taught me about b2b sales" https://t.co/7iNFT4NQJN
— string (@propjoesays) July 17, 2025
chris martin after the show ended pic.twitter.com/zd7T14IKaG
— zee⸆⸉ (@tisthezenseason) July 17, 2025
Coldplay hasn’t made a single in years.
— Eric Matheny 🎙️ (@ericmmatheny) July 17, 2025
Last night, they made two. pic.twitter.com/tlhPBWRX0Y
Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history
— this foo 🇲🇽 (@daveed_1931) July 17, 2025
rt to scare a ceo pic.twitter.com/9U9uoOyEw4
— ben 🌙 (@coldplayben) July 17, 2025
Retirer des congés, retirer des jours fériés, faire partir à la retraite de plus en plus tard, dédiaboliser l’extrême-droite, diaboliser ql soutien des pires régimes criminels
— Malik Milka (@abdelmalik92) July 17, 2025
Le Macronisme restera dans l’histoire comme l’un des pires poison qu’aura connu le pays https://t.co/Rv4wKIkBxV
