My niece asked me to unlock my phone so she could watch cartoon on my phone, I didn't answer her, next thing she took my phone out of the room and I was looking for her. Just guess where I found this babe? In front of our family portrait, trying to unlock my phone with my…
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 12, 2026
My coworker is divorcing her husband of TWENTY TWO YEARS after finding out he cheated on her for almost three months and everyone keeps asking her if she’s going to throw away their life together bc of three months and she always replies with “I didn’t throw away the life, he…
— Maryam (@hell_line0) February 12, 2026
the tapas restaurant was giving out a rose to each couple but offered us (lesbians) both a rose, which begs the question – if straight couples get one rose (for one woman) and lesbians get two roses (for two women), how many roses does a gay male couple get? pic.twitter.com/bbluq6C7Ri
— sissy sub richard nixon (@nixmao) February 14, 2026
Today at work this girl came up to order and she was like “make me your favorite drink on the menu, don’t even tell me what it is just give it to me” 😭 very interesting request and when I tried to ask even size or milk type she just held up her finger to shush me skdjfjn
— anjiii:-P 💋🎀 (@sehnisweet) February 13, 2026
I'll never understand why I'm physically unable to keep my eyes open on the couch at 9:30 PM, but the second I move to the bed, my eyes pop open like a haunted doll.
— Nicki 🫧🪷 (@nickimoraa) February 13, 2026
Today, I saw 2 teenagers kissing in the park
— 𝐊𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭!𝟎𝐧_👑🚩 (@bholination) February 14, 2026
It reminded me of my teenage days, when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park
Living room remote disappeared for two days. Half-jokingly asked our 3-year-old if she knew where it was.
— David Ubben (@davidubben) February 14, 2026
She said yes. She tucked it in a backpack in the closet of the guest bedroom. Went and showed us.
Good times.
This little boy I’m babysitting asked me where babies come from & I panicked and said trees. So now we’re outside looking at trees seeing if there’s any ripe babies ready to be plucked so he can have a brother.
— Dave (@tufdave) February 14, 2026
L'aîné peut aussi brosser ses dents non waaah https://t.co/ikNqFLfwwx
— Laetitia NDAWA🇨🇲🇩🇪 (@Laetitiandawa) February 18, 2026
Passer de 1 à 0… https://t.co/rsFOqTipO7
— Julie La P'tite Olive (@Julylolive) February 19, 2026
