oh so when a spider surrounds herself with snacks it's 'aura' but when i do it i'm an 'unhealthy fuck' i see how it is https://t.co/aU8X3FtPd0
— Dawn, Radiance Of The (@Dakartwelve) July 23, 2025
My first day at work, wondering how tf did I delete the entire company's database.😅🤦 pic.twitter.com/PFDTKj108r
— Ray Mond (@AmberRayz) July 23, 2025
my wife is bullying me and calls me winnie the pooh because i put my shirt on first after a shower
— evil devin (new account edition) (@devincumguy) July 23, 2025
don’t let a podcaster tell you that your degree is useless https://t.co/PE37isVj13
— brandon* (@brndxix) July 21, 2025
SHE SAID YES!!!
— Cinnamonster is taking bad selfies (16/100) (@cinnibop) July 23, 2025
(I asked her if I was bothering her)
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
— S✰ (@ssstylar) July 23, 2025
the amount of men crying under this post is exactly why this needs to happen 🤦♀️ https://t.co/nShN4kodRu
— Atheist Girl (@iamAtheistGirl) July 23, 2025
Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies.
— cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) July 22, 2025
“For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!” pic.twitter.com/ztjtCn0zgv
do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? this generation don’t go through shit
— SIMPLY MIH™ (@vibewitmih) July 22, 2025
My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 21, 2025
