J’ai frappé un homme qui m’avait touché les fesses dans le RER. Quand j’ai raconté ca à ma mère et ma grand mère, j’ai jamais vu autant de fierté dans leurs yeux #JaiAiméhttps://t.co/ymUOU19zFu
— chlo supremacy! (@kntzvk) February 17, 2026
Mon mec qui parle de vasectomie au boulot en expliquant que je ne supporte pas les hormones et les contraceptifs. Tous lui ont dit de ne pas faire ça pour moi que cetais pas son problème, que c'était pas le chef chez nous. Vraiment les mecs et leur bite….
— Popi (@Pow_Mars) February 18, 2026
Funny how most restaurants are full of male chefs, but at home it's magically a woman's duty. Basically, when it's an unpaid job, it's 'for women.' When it's profitable, suddenly it's a 'man's passion.' https://t.co/ye8N2LHPy1
— goma (@soigomaa) February 17, 2026
Écoutez pas ce qu’il dit. Allez voir des psy , parlez à vos amis , demandez de l’aide , écoutez les problèmes des autres , pleurez , ayez de l’empathie, soyez : humains. https://t.co/G6pZBJNmM9
— Beatrix Kiddo (@didyoukillbill) February 18, 2026
Today, I saw 2 teenagers kissing in the park
— 𝐊𝐨𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭!𝟎𝐧_👑🚩 (@bholination) February 14, 2026
It reminded me of my teenage days, when I used to see other teenagers kissing in the park
😂😭😭. My son has autism.. his sister had a friend over that we haven’t met and my son goes” mom there’s a new character in the living room “😭😂😂
— TITTY (@Iammonique05) February 14, 2026
i feel that anyone that wishes to be a parent should own a cat first so they learn what it's like to truly love unconditionally & expect absolutely nothing back in return
— dushmanoevsky (@chonkychihuahua) February 14, 2026
fiance blew me a kiss across the gym, random buff 50 year old man thought it was directed toward him. he solemnly blew him a kiss back.
— emily may (@emilykmay) February 13, 2026
the tapas restaurant was giving out a rose to each couple but offered us (lesbians) both a rose, which begs the question – if straight couples get one rose (for one woman) and lesbians get two roses (for two women), how many roses does a gay male couple get? pic.twitter.com/bbluq6C7Ri
— sissy sub richard nixon (@nixmao) February 14, 2026
the boyfriend has shaved his entire beard and moustache right before valentine’s day and now this man who is in his 30s looks like a 20 year old, lord save me
— spicy alien (@cinematicnoodle) February 13, 2026
