one night i was babysitting my neighbor’s 4 year old kid. she just kept staring at me, and finally she asked me why i was so ugly, and without thinking i said, “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 20 minutes
— ໊ (@ppyowna) August 5, 2025
ma nièce trop contente quand elle entend une moto bravo ma fille t’es comme tata
— ‘k (@lknzzk) July 29, 2025
-Maman pour mon anniversaire je vais faire un spectacle !
— Cquiqui (@FerhatNawel) July 28, 2025
-Mais c’est super mon chéri, tu veux faire quoi ?
-Un spectacle de prout avec papa
Vous êtes tous invités 🤣 pic.twitter.com/eocEHLXZ15
My daughter called another kid at the playground ‘fat,’ and all the other kids ostracized her until she apologized. Absolutely remarkable stuff.
— Donavon Of Government Efficiency (@hellodonavon) August 3, 2025
me: Please do not help [2yo] open the door
— Matt Bateman (@mbateman) July 28, 2025
5yo: But he can’t do it
me: He believes that he can. In this house we abide by Montessori’s maxim of never helping a child with a task that he believes that he can do himself
5yo: But he’s wrong
5yo: That rule is silly
Tous les matins avant la crèche, le petit Noah fait cette blague adorable à sa maman 🥹❤️
— GOSSIP ROOM (@GossipRoomOff) August 1, 2025
📹: joanna_family_ (IG)pic.twitter.com/b9b1ahSQju
"It makes mommy look prettier "
— Samuel (@kingochepr) August 5, 2025
Kid : but I don't think it's working 🤣🙆♂️ kids don't have filter pic.twitter.com/XwU6L1vzfc
5yo at bedtime: Mommy, what comes after space?
— Where did it go Mom (@wherediditgomom) August 4, 2025
Me: Nothing boo, space doesn’t end. It goes on forever.
5yo: Just like how much we love each other
Me: Yes sweetie
Me in bed two hours later: (wide awake) HOW CAN SPACE NOT END. IT HAS TO. THIS IS HORRIFYING. WTF IS OUT THERE.
3yo: I wanna push the stroller
— Rachel 🇻🇦 (@RachelToRome) July 31, 2025
Me: You can’t, Bella is still too young. That could be dangerous
3yo: God told me I can
Husband: We’re not Protestant, you can’t just make stuff up
Je suis curieux, sortez une anecdote historique qui semble invraisemblable mais qui est complètement vraie : pic.twitter.com/LpE2eDcila
— Anecdotes rapides 📚 (@anecdote_rapide) August 3, 2025
