I love scratching my back https://t.co/VYNaBUAtF2
— ᴋɪʟʟ (@broztitute) July 31, 2025
the term “bisexual” is so confusing. are you sexual twice a week or once every other week
— frye (@___frye) August 3, 2025
yes “pansexual” is different from “bisexual”!! “bisexual” is when you’re attracted to men and women, and “pansexual” is when you lure both men and women into your labyrinth
— katie (@katefeetie) August 4, 2025
i cringe every time i think about how i once described myself as “sensual” during a job interview…….
— ☆ (@botoxfein) August 1, 2025
i'm addicted to bad posture omggg why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp
— 🦋 (@alfkkifine) August 2, 2025
told my psychiatrist my antidepressants were making me unfunny and he said, “there are more important things” and i kind of disagree :/
— lily (@hondacrvthe3rd) August 3, 2025
Me looking at myself on facetime while the other person is talking…. pic.twitter.com/6yT2h0k2s2
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) August 4, 2025
My 2 year old just looked outside and exclaimed “my rock is growing so fast!”
— Ryan Briggs (@ryancbriggs) August 3, 2025
and then the 9 year old whispered to me “I swap it out for a larger rock when she isn’t looking.”
Me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness: pic.twitter.com/8VZkE6aDG6
— Timmy&Jimmy (@mickeywon234) August 3, 2025
Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it
— Nathan (@OIuwatosin) August 4, 2025
