Everytime I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I google it first just incase.😭😭😭
— Efe🩷 (@efeemena) August 8, 2025
Every time I cook for us, my boyfriend stands next to me cleaning up. By the time we sit down to eat, the kitchen is spotless, after eating he wash the dishes and I make coffee. That's what I mean when I say " a relationship should be 50/50"🥹
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) August 8, 2025
today i was at a group meeting and we were asked to share a talent we have. i went first and described "the claw," my ability to reach into my big messy bag and pull out exactly what i want. the girl after me shared that she speaks 10 languages and is now learning her 11th pic.twitter.com/Mo9ImAmLX7
— Anna Krauthamer (@AnnaKrauthamer) August 12, 2025
this is so valid pic.twitter.com/isnOGlTXyk
— The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) August 8, 2025
I don't like it when someone puts a tiny umbrella in a drink. It's already wet in there. It makes it look like the umbrella has failed.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) August 8, 2025
i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)
— erika (@yeeeerika) August 9, 2025
every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot
— Doctor Tom 💵😍 (@neosovietposter) August 8, 2025
I HATE when i become a regular somewhere. I used to buy soup at the corner store every day and one time the old man who owns it went "…. you sure like soup." and i didn't go back for 3 months.
— frap (@frapposting) August 13, 2025
He has a problematic age gap with himself https://t.co/KodtIR4u7l
— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) August 13, 2025
He can smack a nigga publicly but he can't kill a slavemaster. https://t.co/5SLtsQ0MPV
— 🥇🏅Heme Protein Isn't Ready For The Off-Season (@TheyCallMeHimay) August 13, 2025
