my boyfriend has zero social media presence so when i miss him i have to imagine what he looks like
— sarina (@sariverse) August 15, 2025
saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???”
— 🎀 planet clarke 🎀 (@planetclarke) August 20, 2025
my sentiments exactly
Does dad make healthy meals for the family and regularly take on childcare duties so mom can go to the gym? https://t.co/qpHAKkyB5h
— Miri Vinni (@MiriVinni) August 19, 2025
Btw
— WanChi || PRE-DEBUT (@WanChiTheYokai) August 14, 2025
If you're gonna AI generate your wedding vows
Please dont read the part out loud where the bot goes: "Okay! How's this!"
Actually, just… write your own speech, please
– someone who works at a wedding venue
“divorce announcements from people who think they’re more famous than they are” easily a top 5 genre of online content for me
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 19, 2025
Sorry I can't!
— ฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ (@BattleByrd) August 15, 2025
I'm locked in to the German Shopping Cart Return Championships… pic.twitter.com/cwa44vNsAK
It's Game of Thrones and it's not really an argument. This show was a cultural juggernaut, every week the whole internet watched together, it was endlessly quoted, children were named after the characters, and no one brings it up anymore because the last season was so awful. https://t.co/y5whrfcJoX
— Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) August 15, 2025
them: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) August 20, 2025
me: pic.twitter.com/a6Yb0XwzdA
Co-parenting a pet with an ex https://t.co/UpqatgFH2v
— ηιүα ♛ (@niy2pretty) August 19, 2025
My cat spent 18 hours sleeping yesterday and I thought there might be something wrong with her but she was just saving up her energy for a long night of walking back and forth across my head and screaming in my face
— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) August 19, 2025
