Don't ever give anyone advice again. https://t.co/se8ztPLEEC

— Zoya🕊️ (@Zoya_ki_batein) August 23, 2025

I can't believe I have to say this, but please don't bring your socially anxious friend out to a gathering just to ignore them or leave them alone with a group of people they don't know well https://t.co/opcCclrhfN

— 𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ (@THEEDON304) August 23, 2025

Canceled a date for a date with another guy and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

— RJ (@rjcito) August 22, 2025

I had the smallest imaginable edible and now I can’t stop laughing at how my husband’s shadow at this wine bar rn makes it look like I’m sitting across from a golden retriever pic.twitter.com/xJViSpdlfm

— bella (@earlygirl__) August 24, 2025

having an ex will have u hating a random car for the rest of ur life

— 🥀 (@kkiciato) August 23, 2025

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

— Kim Kelly (@GrimKim) August 21, 2025

My Uber driver was telling me "stop apply lipstick!" and "start lipstick, Miss!" because of holes in the road… not all heroes wear capes

— 𐙚 (@shut_thefu_) August 22, 2025

This is the chair I want. Does this exist? pic.twitter.com/9XhD6FtxCt

— Lachlan Phillips exo/acc 👾 (@bitcloud) August 20, 2025

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

— Omotolani💞 (@FabsTola) August 23, 2025