when i text my dad he spams flower emojis and i don‘t have the heart to tell him one of them is just lettuce pic.twitter.com/tMenxkj1GY
— ⟢ (@milkfrenchfries) September 15, 2026
My mom cut my son’s hair without speaking to me first and she sees nothing wrong with it I’m taking my sister for a tattoo 🤷🏽♀️
— Shelby (@Shelby360gt) September 19, 2026
Me explaining to my wife that I, too, helped make the baby pic.twitter.com/u0yygtnoyV
— Elijah the Middleborne (@TheMiddleborne) September 20, 2026
fuuuuuck i just sneezed exactly how my dad sneezes
— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) September 19, 2026
Tried to change the video game difficulty to easy after dying 10 times but saw that I was already on easy. pic.twitter.com/ZGKVg2ONSj
— Arron Automata 🤖 (@Arron_TK) September 18, 2026
She has no idea 4 people are about to be in my apartment and she’s going to hide under the couch for 18-24 hours about it pic.twitter.com/52OlWsjue3
— nat geo (CW18 Defense Attorney) (@natgeo61) September 19, 2026
“Oh btw I’ve had sex on there” https://t.co/fA9s4mEED1
— GAS STATION QUEEN (@fuckassriley) September 18, 2026
Une trentaine de plaintes pour VSS contre Bruel, mais il a fallu une mobilisation populaire pour qu'il annule sa tournée (avec les "ouin ouin cancel culture" habituels)Un journaliste du Figaro lâche un truc sur son blog et Orélien perd sa nomination au Goncourt
— Panda Laveur (@panda-laveur.bsky.social)2026-09-25T11:29:38.639Z
On rappelle qu'il n'existe AUCUNE preuve.
— MsMeeea (@msmeeea.bsky.social)2026-09-25T10:59:06.662Z
Et bien sûr, le jury a passé tous les autres ouvrages candidats au même crible qu'Orélien au lieu de se coucher spontanément devant une rumeur partie de l'extrême-droite.
— Padre Pio (@padrepio.bsky.social)2026-09-25T10:51:01.358Z
