sometimes your piece of fried chicken isnt friend chicken it’s the beautiful and proud nation of ireland pic.twitter.com/7UGUAUChSF
— ultra (@commultra) September 2, 2025
i don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. i did everything right. i drank wine while i cooked. i had a hand towel over my shoulder. literally everything right
— Brian Graham (@iroasmas) September 1, 2025
The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.
— Chloe (@chloidc) September 3, 2025
a customer couldn't decide between two desserts and her boyfriend said "just get both, it's your day" and I was like "omg is it your birthday??" and she said "no, he says that every day"
— Riki (@biconicwomann) September 4, 2025
Tragic that this man lived 1500 years before the invention of the Harley-Davidson https://t.co/KZC774oVKb
— Corn Purist (@CornPurist) September 1, 2025
mine is being raped and murdered https://t.co/GhIIXROev6
— Marie🧚 (@glitchu__) September 2, 2025
We're single not orphans https://t.co/qh8VrTyTRI
— ηιүα ♛ (@niy2pretty) September 1, 2025
https://t.co/R84Lmq1Bsxpic.twitter.com/UYNkkXPlFV
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) September 2, 2025
— No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap) August 28, 2025
Hell yeah pic.twitter.com/6VCQ1XaM28
— Mads (@MadsPosting) August 31, 2025
