It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru
— wicked wigger of the west (@Nick_Cerveza) September 20, 2026
sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again
— ₊˚ 🦢・₊ (@itsmepspsps) September 19, 2026
Things used to be so good they would pay a guy to stand in the elevator all day and just press the buttons
— *Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* (@coolestdudeyet) September 15, 2026
"why do u have a gap in ur resume" idk why do u have a gap in ur staff. worry about that
— Noah (@NoahKingJr) September 20, 2026
my dad really asked me how i’m getting to the airport at 5 AM lmaoo the answer is closer than you think babes xx
— H (@notpjm) September 15, 2026
Back when people threw tomatoes at bad performances did they like go in blind and bring tomatoes just in case. Or did they hear from word of mouth that it sucked and planned a tomato attack?
— 🏳️🌈Mar G-O 🌐🇺🇦 (@MariGO2thepolls) September 19, 2026
My roommate took a photo of me while drawing to show me how bad my posture is and holy shit pic.twitter.com/QbE8pWa2bP
— rex ˚ ༘ ೀ🏈 (@ieatcrabmeat) September 19, 2026
imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
— jay ® (@Jayydeennn) September 20, 2026
Me explaining to my wife that I, too, helped make the baby pic.twitter.com/u0yygtnoyV
— Elijah the Middleborne (@TheMiddleborne) September 20, 2026
Seeing people argue against a 32 hour work week is insane. Y’all need hobbies, friends, sunlight, literally anything outside of work. Life is not supposed to be just work until you die. We really will never revolt because some of y’all are way too brainwashed.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) September 18, 2026
