My cat has been waking me up at 5am daily and I can’t figure out what she wants (not interested in food). This morning I decided to just walk around with her to see what’s up and she led me to the office and stared at my office chair until I sat down. She wants me to work
— Agita Christie (@pagan_hoetry) September 18, 2026
Heard a crash in my room, ignored it for about 20 mins and came back to this pic.twitter.com/sYo3r66aeH
— ONE BILLION DRACULAS (@emwheezie) September 20, 2026
Sometimes I randomly remember that the U.S. kidnapped another country's head of state and the world just shrugged and moved on.
— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) September 18, 2026
waking up hungover next to my cat waiting for breakfast pic.twitter.com/dJMppCkOr6
— teenage sex and death at cab cutie (@ManuclearBomb) September 18, 2026
She has no idea 4 people are about to be in my apartment and she’s going to hide under the couch for 18-24 hours about it pic.twitter.com/52OlWsjue3
— nat geo (CW18 Defense Attorney) (@natgeo61) September 19, 2026
You wanna know who else banned the press?
— MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) September 19, 2026
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DICTATOR IN THE WORLD. OPEN A MOTHERFUCKING HISTORY BOOK YOU ILLITERATE FEATHER BRAINED PEOPLE.
“Oh btw I’ve had sex on there” https://t.co/fA9s4mEED1
— GAS STATION QUEEN (@fuckassriley) September 18, 2026
sharing a smile with a stranger when you both see something funny in the street makes me feel alive all over again
— ₊˚ 🦢・₊ (@itsmepspsps) September 19, 2026
Honestly as long as you don’t need gas or groceries things really aren't that bad.
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) September 17, 2026
It's fucking 2026 man the breakfast menu should be available all day. You never know what someone is going thru
— wicked wigger of the west (@Nick_Cerveza) September 20, 2026
