My grandma recently installed WhatsApp and thought that groups were meant for sorting contacts.
— Raksha (@caraksha103) February 18, 2026
Long story short: She created a group called 'Unimportant' with about 15 relatives and acquaintances.
went on a date to the cinema and the cinema was empty cause it was late. he gets out his phone, opens snapchat and starts recording, saying “yeah we rented out the whole cinema, you know what it issss” 😐 https://t.co/r5VqHCApaH
— IVY (@Iamivy05) February 22, 2026
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color her boyfriends shirt was. After we all said grey, she turned to him & said "now tell them what color you think it is" and he just quietly replied "dark white" 😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) February 14, 2026
I have noticed that winter olympics athletes cry more than summer ones and I think it’s probably because a lot of the time they could have just died doing what they just did
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) February 14, 2026
me during 85% of the winter olympic sports:
— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) February 21, 2026
“how do you even figure out you’re good at that?”
I have lived next to the same guy for 3 years. Thought his name was Steve. I call him Steve. His name is Steve in my phone. l've been to his apartment.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 21, 2026
We've had dinner.
His name is Brian. His dog is Steve.
Marriage is arriving at the theater ready for date night and realizing your husband, who insisted on taking care of the tickets, bought them for yesterday.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) February 20, 2026
mon père qui me demandais si les révision du brevet se passaient bien ( j’étais au lycée ) https://t.co/XEzdcny378
— 𑣲cam (@CinnamongirIs_) February 5, 2026
un jour j’étais malade mon daron a appelé mon ancien collège alors que j’étais au lycée, et je me suis fait allumer psk quand la secrétaire lui a dit qu’ils avaient pas d’élève à mon nom il a cru que j’étais déscolarisée ☠️ https://t.co/0voIgOJ58F
— e 🍒 (@_azvlejos) February 5, 2026
J'ai été malade qu'une seule fois dans ma scolarité et c'est mon père qui a appelé, il savait ni ma classe ni mon niveau à mon retour le maître d'externat était en mode "mais t'étais vraiment malade ? Pcq la personne qui a appelé pour toi ne connaissait pas ton niveau" mdr oui ik https://t.co/FeLVXk0KzC
— 🍉 billy 𓃰 🇵🇸 (@sapphxgemini) February 5, 2026
