— Brandon (@Thuislander) September 5, 2025
i'm crying why is your dog anonymous https://t.co/pp1NlnGEGI
— naomi (@lachancenaomi27) September 5, 2025
There's an ant problem in my bathroom so I put out ant baits but when I got home there was a totally new type of ant and they were carrying around the old ants dead bodies……. pic.twitter.com/oCDoWOkPLa
— cole (@juul_survivor) September 8, 2025
this photograph gives the impression the bear hired the photographer https://t.co/erND8TpefE
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) September 9, 2025
do you mind if i wear my black t shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment
— Groby (@groby5000000) September 7, 2025
why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby
— ❦ (@melodiriii) September 7, 2025
men should have curfews so women can go out at night https://t.co/EC9jnEi1gA
— Deenarh❤️🦋 (@deeRoyale) September 7, 2025
do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo
— ໊ (@reidahad) September 7, 2025
Being unemployed is so stressful bro pic.twitter.com/nWFfK7cQGt
— Mads (@MadsPosting) September 8, 2025
in america we destroy them to keep the prices high https://t.co/kXAR8WubG9
— 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾♂️ (@hoodfarquaad) September 9, 2025
