When she tosses you out the window during foreplay and your cockring falls off https://t.co/Oefo3vCUOe
— 🟦DanDee🟥 (@FineNDanDee) August 4, 2026
when y’all fell out of love for each other but y’all still gotta hit cos the sex is actually good pic.twitter.com/UpVTdfOJ0k
— thätniggä♰ (@thatnigga_frfr) August 5, 2026
I ordered for cheeseballs and got the full cheesedih 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/nguqOkXaGX
— Runa Moon ♡ (@Nylaonx) August 5, 2026
ah ouf j'ai eu peur https://t.co/VbTQ5s7knppic.twitter.com/7497whK4a0
— kiki 🦝🍄🍃 (@kikitchiwi) August 4, 2026
my gym blocking grindr on their wifi ohhhh they’re fed up pic.twitter.com/1Kf4sxucjS
— Wilson (@mrmuslebutt) July 30, 2026
— Libra Moon 🌚 (@JamiePitbull96) August 3, 2026
quem estiver com o meu boneco de vudo da uma lambida no meu grelo pfv kk hoje ta foda
— isa bella xota (@isgcisabella) August 5, 2026
mon voisin de bus m’a tapé la discussion et il savait pas où était les Antilles, il m’a tendu son téléphone pour lui montrer sur Safari et je suis tombée sur pleins d’onglets de sites pornographiques et dans la barre de recherche
— ♡ Princesse Aïda. ♡ (@Aidouush) August 5, 2026
I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!
— The Frustrating Individual (@MILFmassacre) August 4, 2026
I love calling my bf “pervert” after he says he likes something I did to him
— MatPat (@InkedNerdMat) August 4, 2026
