if you believe the rapture is happening tomorrow and you're getting rid of your things, I'm in need of a good espresso machine and $10,000
— elly belle 🔮🍉🇵🇸 (they/them) (@literElly) September 22, 2025
The Rapture gets earlier and earlier every year. Costco has had its Rapture stuff out since July.
— Democrats In Array Thanks Joe Biden (@demsinarray.bsky.social)2025-09-21T12:12:22.305Z
my mom says she can drop us off at the rapture if your mom can pick us up
— via (spooky edition) (@atrophicbtrfly) September 23, 2025
Can all the folk who believe in the Rapture just hurry up and get raptured so the rest of us can take paracetamol when it's indicated, eliminate cancers with vaccines and reinstate human rights like food and medical care in conflict zones? Please and thank you 🙏.
— Rhea Liang (@LiangRhea) September 23, 2025
america is just so ????? Like how tf do i explain “the rapture” to my non american friends with a straight face like they think im joking.
— patrick (@7seventannies) September 23, 2025
They should have had the rapture thing on the day of Charlie Kirk's Celebration. We could have gotten rid of them all at the same time. 🤡
— Sinfulskin (@Sinfulskin2) September 23, 2025
has the rapture taken timezones into consideration or is Australia just gonna be left out, Tuesday is almost over
— Melony🍈 (@MelonTeee) September 23, 2025
Worst. Rapture. Ever.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social)2025-09-23T10:26:29.602Z
if you see this you survived the rapture
— kate bush’s husband (@airbagged.bsky.social)2025-09-23T04:07:25.036Z
