can the rapture happen before i have to clock in? pic.twitter.com/w6hrPrJYQr
— ms good puss dinkley 🧏🏿♀️ (@ziarastars) September 23, 2025
This isn’t my first rapture – I know the drill.
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) September 23, 2025
Does anybody have a time frame for when the rapture happens today? Need to know if I should download a Zoom update or if we’re all good
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 23, 2025
What if you’re inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon
— kenzie (@pk_kenzie) September 23, 2025
if you believe the rapture is happening tomorrow and you're getting rid of your things, I'm in need of a good espresso machine and $10,000
— elly belle 🔮🍉🇵🇸 (they/them) (@literElly) September 22, 2025
The Rapture gets earlier and earlier every year. Costco has had its Rapture stuff out since July.
— Democrats In Array Thanks Joe Biden (@demsinarray.bsky.social)2025-09-21T12:12:22.305Z
my mom says she can drop us off at the rapture if your mom can pick us up
— via (spooky edition) (@atrophicbtrfly) September 23, 2025
Can all the folk who believe in the Rapture just hurry up and get raptured so the rest of us can take paracetamol when it's indicated, eliminate cancers with vaccines and reinstate human rights like food and medical care in conflict zones? Please and thank you 🙏.
— Rhea Liang (@LiangRhea) September 23, 2025
america is just so ????? Like how tf do i explain “the rapture” to my non american friends with a straight face like they think im joking.
— patrick (@7seventannies) September 23, 2025
They should have had the rapture thing on the day of Charlie Kirk's Celebration. We could have gotten rid of them all at the same time. 🤡
— Sinfulskin (@Sinfulskin2) September 23, 2025
