j’ai discuter avec un monsieur dans un parc il est chef d’entreprise je lui est demander si il chercher quelqu’un on a fait un entretien sur place là je suis prise???
— MíaBrh🇲🇦 (@brhmia_) April 14, 2026
À faire 4% ? pic.twitter.com/3uh1uk4MMw
— François Malaussena (@malopedia) April 15, 2026
On raconte que 50% de ces glands perdus le sont dans un amphi d’école de commerce https://t.co/SqQiR8wbd5
— Oppy (@Cogneur2Faf) April 15, 2026
ils viennent d'annuler une pétition signée par +700k français avec un vote proposé à ≈50 personnes qui ont voté entre midi et 2
— 𝘿𝙖𝙡𝙞 ✦ (@_Dvli) April 15, 2026
Démocratie :
dêmos (δῆμος) = le peuple
krátos (κράτος) = le pouvoir, la force, l’autorité
On s'était dit rendez-vous dans 10 ans ferme https://t.co/AbgfMcuOqm
— Polémix (@polemix) April 15, 2026
"Bon repos payé."
— David beauoui (@Mindavid59) April 15, 2026
"Bon 1er mai"
"Bonne fête des travailleurs ' https://t.co/4pzXcO7ou5
My freshman year roommate ordered massive boxes of shrink-wrapped meat from China every week and didn't refrigerate or eat any of it so it went bad. She dropped out, facilities showed up in hazmat suits to clean the room, and they found unwrapped rotting beef in her dresser https://t.co/5UfXIxg1pH
— jawn didion (@tinndfishmonger) April 13, 2026
My first ever roommate’s main source of income was shoplifting and selling what she stole on eBay…I moved out after 3 months
— meghanap❄️lis // MPLS 6/18-7/2 (@meghanapolis) April 12, 2026
The last time I saw her, she was on the Forbes’ 30 Under 30 list lmaooooo https://t.co/YpYpIe6A3z
My most recent roommate put her fetus that she aborted at 3 months in a box in her bedroom and she came into my room crying saying she “couldn’t find her baby” about a month later because she threw it at her boyfriend in the alley behind our apartment during an argument https://t.co/hXRfJ04NWX
— camille (@peachofthewest) April 12, 2026
She kept drinking my juice and lying about it so i added miralax to a new juice and hid the toilet paper.
— Uzo Njoku (@uzoart) April 12, 2026
She’ll come on here and call me the insane roommate so I want to make it’s known my actions were from being pushed. https://t.co/kL0eDNL7fW
