they should let you kill yourself once and see how people react and then bring you back to life
— h4rtbrkr (@punishedhart) September 20, 2025
This only happens when you're angry or in a hurry pic.twitter.com/mTiKMwy3Se
— Jenni (@hashjenni) September 21, 2025
Every day is an opportunity to wake up and create a scenario in your head so hypothetical and anxiety inducing that you feel sick to your stomach
— Lukas Battle (@lukasbattle) September 21, 2025
Bf brought me to get wings and margaritas, took me out dancing, and then said “after this drink let’s go home and restart Desperate Housewives” I feel like a dog that’s about to be put down
— serena shahidi (@glamdemon2004) September 21, 2025
i love going out to eat with men cause i grab their thighs under the table and they think im doing something freaky but whole time im using their pants as a napkin
— Alexa ♡ (@malleuses) September 20, 2025
I had a 14 hour surgery and when i woke up high asf on pain meds i sent this to the guy im crushing on
— Shiloh 🦇 (@ShilohBat) September 21, 2025
chat is it salvageable pic.twitter.com/j60psUXd3l
i would never do dishes at night https://t.co/PdxSu3aAO2
— J R ❤️🔥 (@ResilienceX3) September 20, 2025
“Boys are easier to raise”. Well, that explains the crime statistics
— M-Jay🪅 (@Jamesoflife) September 20, 2025
You’re American, you can’t find anything outside of America on a map. https://t.co/54zZHKWvoD
— East Med Badman 🏝📿 🇬🇷🇵🇸 (@DIAS) September 19, 2025
My daughter acting a FOOL so when she ask me to check for monsters under the bed tonight I’m looking under there and running out the room screaming
— Wiz Fajita (@trillary_banks_) September 18, 2025
