Having a bad day. Laid down and started to cry and my dog came over and immediately puked all over my chest and bed.
— Soup (@soupinthering) September 26, 2025
my first instinct when i see an animal is to say “hello”. my first instinct when i see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away
— ໊ (@meishato) September 27, 2025
lower the retirement age to 22 i’ve had enough
— m ✰ (@hoshifyyy) September 24, 2025
guys how do i get a better job https://t.co/PtsvWje0Xd
— luci (@lucirules) September 28, 2025
why are men so self conscious about their height like there are many more important flaws to be self conscious about for example the lack of emotional intelligence.
— Maira (@maira4yo) September 27, 2025
i love seeing posts that would have done well at any point in the last 200,000 years https://t.co/rBNjXGbLOS
— 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ (@King_Sukunaaa) September 25, 2025
i don’t want a nicer body for men i want a nicer body so i can sit in my room alone and look at it
— ً (@soyaranoor) September 27, 2025
just watched this guy on train ask a woman if he could draw her. “no thank you”, she said. then the dude sitting next to her went “hey, you can draw me!” and the guy let out a long sigh and went “…i guess.”
— kristofer thomas (@kristoferthomas) September 26, 2025
i once saw an old man buy flowers and when the cashier asked “anniversary?” he said “no, she just had a bad day yesterday.” that’s the kind of love i pray for
— ໊ (@meishato) September 28, 2025
today I saw a cute and conventionally attractive couple kissing on the subway and instead of taking a pic and plastering them all over the internet I just internalized my own bitterness about being single and contemplated texting my ex like a normal person
— abby govindan (@abbygov) September 28, 2025
