My coworker just told me he doesn’t talk to me bc I look like his ex that passed away and it scares him. He showed me a picture of her and she’s literally my twin.
— ꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ (@Gabbrielxzn) August 12, 2026
accidentally vacuumed up my cat’s toy pic.twitter.com/UuKckDMvby
— mariya (@puppymoth) August 17, 2026
Introverts after visiting more than 2 places in a day pic.twitter.com/DpqL09KoBK
— UI/UX (@Ajayfizzy) August 15, 2026
“Mommy🤨Look what I found in your book!”
— BC🕯️🧺 (@BeckyTheChicken) August 12, 2026
It was my bookmark.
i just read someone say “historically, men never provided for women, they simply restricted women from providing for themselves” and i haven't stopped thinking about it since.
— COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) August 13, 2026
Runners are the only people I know that will publicly brag about only doing half of something. “Yeah I ran a half marathon.” How bout keep that to yourself until you’ve finished the fucking thing
— rock and roll photos (@yesitsmyaccount) August 13, 2026
Blabraquemar 🚗 https://t.co/T6gYpb7dsx
— Louis Witter (@LouisWitter) August 20, 2026
Personnellement, je suis en train de créer la société Cartiflette, la seule société de coivoiturage où toutes les voitures sentent le Reblochon. https://t.co/bYiuJz99mM
— Steevy Boulette (@lafotaki) August 20, 2026
Fist and Furious. https://t.co/gSlFUFJZcR
— Hoonited 🇺🇦 (@hoonited) August 20, 2026
Qu’est-ce qui pourrait mal tourner 🙃🙃 https://t.co/ve40yZYJEx
— Mademoiselle N. (@Mlle_N_75) August 20, 2026
