"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school." https://t.co/ICdnFRYpJS
— Matt Leslie (@mattleslie74) June 15, 2026
I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) June 17, 2026
Class https://t.co/sZJlvjASHC
— ChrisExcel (@ChrisExcel102) June 16, 2026
Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) June 15, 2026
Well they’re from Norway 😭 https://t.co/VymefIHBlB
— eden (@danielarmands) June 17, 2026
My dog after eating my philosophy book pic.twitter.com/dEnsxngRXB
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) June 15, 2026
“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”
— Elle Nolastname (@DSMSIX) June 15, 2026
expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?
my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?
“Are you recording?”
— garçon (@boymolish) June 17, 2026
No… pic.twitter.com/6UQuFsMzAE
Mf dating a prescription drug https://t.co/slvnAsWu7F
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) June 17, 2026
Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) June 12, 2026
