everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars
— ً (@artfuIchaos) August 13, 2026
Killing a spider because you’re scared of it is fcking insane when you’re basically a kaiju compared to it. Get a cup, trap the little guy, put him outside. You don’t need to commit murder because an eight-legged creature startled you.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) August 14, 2026
I got a pet carrier for my kitten off Facebook marketplace for cheap but forget to ask size pic.twitter.com/3AtbE21LcB
— Obear (@oobbbear) August 15, 2026
My dog: you must throw this.
— ✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ (@vileTexan) August 15, 2026
Me: okay give it to me.
No.
job hunting is a very efficient way to lose whatever faith you had in yourself
— mishap (@ewmishal) August 14, 2026
maturing is knowing that you're not mentally stable enough to do acid
— berros (@BerrieMom) August 13, 2026
“I don’t believe in climate change.”
— Caitlin Houlbrook (@CHHoulbrook) August 13, 2026
Mate, it’s not a horoscope. The planet doesn’t need your belief to heat up.
accidentally vacuumed up my cat’s toy pic.twitter.com/UuKckDMvby
— mariya (@puppymoth) August 17, 2026
As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭
— The Mining Guy. 👷🏾♂️ (@TheMiningGuySA) August 14, 2026
nobody told me as i get older the weather app would become part of my daily routine
— gum (@gumvape) August 13, 2026
