nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you
— ira 🌲 (@ira_xu) October 4, 2025
Because in 1999, people thought the world was going to end. https://t.co/KBWV3Jhq2T
— ︎ًLevi (@WittyLevi) October 9, 2025
someone needs to blow up that hospital https://t.co/3RGmFhYl1k
— JP 𖣂⍣ (@Awakenjp) October 4, 2025
Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to. https://t.co/y6Cn6A4j4A
— Mbogo ya Nduîki (@WambuguWanjohi) October 6, 2025
Turns out the greatest startup idea of the last 10 years was a chatbot where you ask a question and it answers with something a guy wrote on Reddit 8 years ago https://t.co/l2BgTELWXr
— Shaan Puri (@ShaanVP) October 8, 2025
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) October 5, 2025
Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please
— ً (@omgsidewalks) October 2, 2025
leave your window open tonight https://t.co/dcT5HL6rGq
— dior ✞ (@deeore5) October 2, 2025
At the airport and a wife asked her husband “where are our seats” and he responds “in the airplane”
— dennis reynolds 🐝 (@coelybee) October 7, 2025
Si un lobby a assez d'argent pour lobifier un résultat aussi ridicule = il ne paie pas assez d'impôts https://t.co/KITe1LkhCH
— Son Of An Harki🇫🇷🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@Kmeru78) October 8, 2025
