Tonight while I was grilling steaks for dinner, my son said, "Dad, one day I will help you with bills, groceries and rent."
— Clinton (@614clinton) October 8, 2025
My eyes teared up.
He'll be 38 next week.
dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way https://t.co/wJGVpiUwCW
— Pookie (@PookiesParadise) October 8, 2025
7 year old me at a mcdonald’s https://t.co/e49adN93ut
— 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾♂️ (@hoodfarquaad) October 4, 2025
nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you
— ira 🌲 (@ira_xu) October 4, 2025
Because in 1999, people thought the world was going to end. https://t.co/KBWV3Jhq2T
— ︎ًLevi (@WittyLevi) October 9, 2025
someone needs to blow up that hospital https://t.co/3RGmFhYl1k
— JP 𖣂⍣ (@Awakenjp) October 4, 2025
Also she is the most difficult person to sing "Happy Birthday" to. https://t.co/y6Cn6A4j4A
— Mbogo ya Nduîki (@WambuguWanjohi) October 6, 2025
Turns out the greatest startup idea of the last 10 years was a chatbot where you ask a question and it answers with something a guy wrote on Reddit 8 years ago https://t.co/l2BgTELWXr
— Shaan Puri (@ShaanVP) October 8, 2025
we need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don't actually like going out
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) October 5, 2025
Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please
— ً (@omgsidewalks) October 2, 2025
