The other day this girl dm’d me that we should date, tell me why i look at her page and 10 minutes before, she had just tweeted “need a fat boyfriend” pic.twitter.com/5M1f8lXIv5
— Big Slug (@satyrfoo) October 13, 2025
Hung out with my mom and brother and we asked someone to take our picture pic.twitter.com/LBJkYk4vc4
— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) October 15, 2025
uno is based on luck unless i win then it’s based on strategy and i’m a genius
— Vola (@magic__aura) October 13, 2025
there are two types of people in the world:
— ℳ𝒶𝓇𝒶✰ (@unniemara) October 15, 2025
– ”It’s already 10pm”
and
– ”It’s only 10pm”
and they marry each other.
who decided that skeletons are scary be honestly i’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room
— ً (@soyaranoor) October 11, 2025
it’s so amazing when you’re handwriting and you get to a word with two t’s and you get to do one big line across for both of them. life can be amazing occasionally though also still very painful
— charlie (@chunkbardey) October 12, 2025
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO Mickey Mouse was like wtf 😭 pic.twitter.com/H68d4iqPTf
— Kia🎀 (@hoeitskia) October 13, 2025
🔴 Puisque t’as décidé de passer à la télé tous les soirs, n'hésite pas à t’inscrire au casting de l'émission "Les Traîtres"sur M6 https://t.co/gxypCpWYEZ
— ORCTUS le jOURSnaliste 🐻📢 (@orctus) October 16, 2025
C'est du Trumpisme appliqué : déformer à ce point les FAITS (le camp présidentiel est arrivé TROISIÈME) en toute impunité, grâce à un éco-système médiatique complaisant. https://t.co/tiEpMjmCq6
— Nicolas Framont (@NicolasFramont) October 16, 2025
Le cul bordé de roses plutôt. https://t.co/5DwWE44Vhb
— TheChiefCookRocker (@WhiskyInTheJar6) October 16, 2025
