i was born in a hospital can i get free healthcare for life? https://t.co/zR77Nu3B5P
— 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾♂️ (@hoodfarquaad) October 13, 2025
parents be like “boys are easier” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.
— Ashlee lord (@soyafrei) October 11, 2025
my friend left her boyfriend of 3 years cause last night he quietly got up from the couch, went into the kitchen, measured out all the ingredients to make pancakes, made One Single Pancake, sat back down on the couch, ate it quietly, and did not even ask her if she wanted one
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) October 15, 2025
I think bro only wants the seeds pic.twitter.com/tSGM8HaZVs
— Out of Context Birds (@ContextBirds) October 9, 2025
how seedless buns are made https://t.co/nsgg4Oa4Ga
— v ｅｅ 🍄 (@MushyStuff__) October 9, 2025
There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark
— Jett ☻ (@iky_fwjett) October 11, 2025
dinosaurs 66 million years ago: https://t.co/pRLyTcC0V8
— hel☆٩(о´∀`о)و☆🥬 (@p3achcakegirl) October 10, 2025
6yo said “can you just make sure you always pack me a banana for school? (friend’s name) brings one too and we do banana phones at lunch” lmao. banana phones. Great bit
— K (@kourtneyinhell) October 12, 2025
Little girl that can’t be older than 3 just tugged at my pants leg calling me daddy. When her dad turned the corner than nigga dead looks like me fr I can’t believe this
— iahkcin (@iahkcin) October 12, 2025
Never Again! https://t.co/TTmZjD36FOpic.twitter.com/jR1WnDiUSB
— SQ♛ (@_sq_21) October 11, 2025
