hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times
— clare (@sadderlizards) December 8, 2023
Please pray for my family. There's nothing wrong. We're just having family game night.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) December 10, 2023
I don't care how old you are it is terrifying when you lose the person you're with in a store.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) December 10, 2023
I’m not sure who’s a bigger loser – the person looking at my story 40 seconds after I posted it or me checking to see who looked at my story 40 seconds after posting it.
— Jared Freid (@jtrain56) December 10, 2023
(Watching a foreign language movie with subtitles at home on the sofa whilst looking at my phone for the first 20 minutes) hmm, something not really grabbing me about this film to be honest
— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) December 10, 2023
just spent my own money 💔💔💔💔💔🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢💔💔🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢💔🤢💔💔💔💔💔💔
— K ♡ (@realprettygrl) December 10, 2023
nightmares are so embarrassing bro like u literally made up a guy and got scared of him
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) December 8, 2023
watching a documentary and hearing something happened on your birthday pic.twitter.com/U9o8tCalKT
— jay (@kendallhosseini) December 10, 2023
The earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal
— Amani (@Aurorraz_) December 9, 2023
Y’a une dame dans la salle d’attente du medecin il a dit « tfacon les gens tatoués ils trouveront pas de travail » j’ai dis que c’était un cliché qu’on etait plus en 1920 elle m’a demandé mon taff j’ai du dire « sans-emploi » pic.twitter.com/KC894sqE1u
— 20/100 ☄️🏴☠️🇸🇮 (@boumtattoos) December 11, 2023
