20h30. Je couche ma fille. Comme chaque soir depuis sa naissance, je lui dis que je l'aime plus grand que l'univers et plus fort qu'un titan. Et elle me pose cette question " tu préfères avoir la bouche au niveau de l'anus ou l'anus au niveau de la bouche?" pic.twitter.com/g7oNnUs6UT
— Ceselha🖤 (@Cezoju40) December 11, 2023
My 3yo biggest talent right now is threats. Yesterday my husband and him were sliding in socks and my husband slid when it was 3yos turn and he got mad and yelled “I’m going to bake your feet into pies and then you won’t be able to slide at all bc your feet will be pies”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) December 13, 2023
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— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) November 16, 2023
Me, with $20 in my bank account: Let’s see how much a Caribbean Cruise costs.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 8, 2023
My husband: we really need to cut back our spending
My dog: absolutely, right after an emergency visit to the vet
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) December 8, 2023
Sloth isn't such a bad sin. It keeps me from committing the other six.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) December 8, 2023
Everyone has that one friend that helps you get meaner
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 7, 2023
The seatbelt sensor dinged at my 5yo because he unbuckled while we were parked, and he yelled back MY MOM SAID I COULD OK
— meghan (@deloisivete) December 8, 2023